I’ve been doing a good deal of reading, writing, and editing, and being the unabashed grammar nerd I am, my eyes seem to be drawn to the grammatical mistakes in written pieces.
One thing I’¬Ä¬ôve noticed is incorrect punctuation when it comes to independent and dependent clauses.
Now before everyone gets all “¬Ä¬úIndependent clauses? Pshaw! Dependent clauses? Pshaw!”¬Ä¬Ě on me, let me explain that the technical grammar babble isn’¬Ä¬ôt really what’¬Ä¬ôs important here.
What’¬Ä¬ôs important is the ability to write well. Even people who don’¬Ä¬ôt write for a living still write in some way (email anyone lately?). And nothing shakes confidence quite like the inability to effectively and correctly articulate thoughts and opinions.
And, you see, grammar jargon is a lot like Grumpy Cat. It looks intimidating. It looks like something you want to avoid. But just like Grumpy Cat will melt into an adorable pool of fluff and cuddles once you become friendly with it, the daunting outward appearance of grammar speak disappears once you get to know and understand it.
And knowing and understanding grammar is quite simple, especially when it’¬Ä¬ôs illustrated through memes. Let the pop culture-¬Ä¬ďgrammar lesson commence.
A dependent clause is a group of words that contains both a subject and a verb but cannot stand alone as a sentence because it doesn’¬Ä¬ôt express a complete thought. Some examples:
When I see Grumpy Cat memes
Even though I majored in English in college
If you give a Grammar Nazi a weekly column
If you said any of the above dependent clauses aloud, people would expect you to say something else because the thought is incomplete. If you didn’¬Ä¬ôt say anything else, you’¬Ä¬ôd leave them hanging. When you see Grumpy Cat memes, what happens? Even though you majored in English in college, what? If you give a Grammar Nazi a weekly column, then what? Like the Overly Attached Girlfriend, a dependent clause cannot stand alone.
If a sentence starts with a dependent clause, we need to put a comma after the clause. Like so:
When I see Grumpy Cat memes, I laugh uncontrollably.
Even though I majored in English in college, I love math.
If you give a Grammar Nazi a weekly column, she’¬Ä¬ôll desperately try to make grammar relevant through the use of memes.
We can often identify dependent clauses because they start with dependent markers. In the above examples, the words “when,” “¬Ä¬úeven though,”¬Ä¬Ě and “¬Ä¬úif”¬Ä¬Ě are dependent markers. Some others: because, while, after, before, despite, although, since, unless, until, whether, while, in order to.
Like the Overly Attached Girlfriend, a dependent clause needs someone (or in this case, something) to latch onto. It’¬Ä¬ôs pretty lonely because it will never fulfill its dream of being a sentence.
Enter independent clauses.
An independent clause is a group of words that contains both a subject and a verb and expresses a complete thought. An independent clause can function as a complete sentence. They’re fierce and fabulous. They don’¬Ä¬ôt need any help.
I love Grumpy Cat memes.
I majored in English in college.
I am proud to be a grammarian.
Independent clauses can either stand alone (as in the above examples) or they can get together with a dependent clause and form a sentence.
Attach a dependent clause to an independent clause, and you have a complete sentence.
When I see Grumpy Cat memes, I laugh uncontrollably.
When I see Grumpy Cat memes = dependent clause
I laugh uncontrollably = independent clause
Dependent clause + independent clause = full sentence
And again, we need a comma after the dependent clause. Remember, dependent clauses are lonely because they’¬Ä¬ôre totally reliant on independent clauses if they ever want to exist as a sentence. Do them a favor and give them some support in the form of a comma.
When Independent Clauses Combine
Let’s jump back to independent clauses. I said above that independent clauses can stand alone and make a complete sentence or get together with a dependent clause and make a complete sentence.
There’¬Ä¬ôs more to the story, though. Independent clauses are non-discriminating. They can be fierce, fabulous, and single. They can help a dependent clause out. Or they can team up, and this results in one sentence made up of two independent clauses.
That’¬Ä¬ôs right. Two independent clauses can make one sentence. An example:
I usually don’¬Ä¬ôt like cats, but I have strong feelings for Grumpy Cat.
I usually don’¬Ä¬ôt like cats = independent clause number one
I have strong feelings for Grumpy Cat = independent clause number two
When we combine two independent clauses, we can punctuate them in a number of different ways.
Option One: Coordinating Conjunctions
Coordinating conjunctions sound intimidating, but the term simply includes the following words: and, but, or, nor, for, so, yet. I think these seven words have a mild case of Napoleon complex. They’¬Ä¬ôre all very short words (none is longer than three letters), and they masquerade under the daunting, overwhelming term “¬Ä¬úcoordinating conjunction.”¬Ä¬Ě
Despite the term, these seven words actually have a simple function: to join two independent clauses. Like so:
I like Dos Equis, but my favorite beer is Stella Artois.
If we use a coordinating conjunction, we need to put a comma before the coordinating conjunction. Remember, coordinating conjunctions might sound frightening, but in reality they’¬Ä¬ôre measly little words that need the support of a comma.
Option Two: Semicolons
We can also join two independent clauses with a semicolon, but semicolons have standards. We can use them only under certain conditions. We can’¬Ä¬ôt just throw them in a sentence and hope for the best.
Use a semicolon to join two independent clauses that are closely related. Like this:
I didn’t get much sleep last night; I was up all night looking at memes.
These two clauses touch on the same topic. The first states that I didn’t get much sleep, and the second explains why I didn’¬Ä¬ôt get much sleep. If I used a semicolon like this, it would be incorrect:
I didn’¬Ä¬ôt get much sleep last night; this morning I ate Cheerios for breakfast.
It wouldn’¬Ä¬ôt make sense to join these two independent clauses with a semicolon because they’¬Ä¬ôre not related. Remember, semicolons are a particular punctuation mark. They come with instructions.
Option Three: Independent Marker Words
The final way to combine two independent clauses is through independent marker words.
Some common independent marker words include: however, moreover, furthermore, consequently, nevertheless, therefore.
I’¬Ä¬ôm a dog person; however, I would love to meet Grumpy Cat.
I’¬Ä¬ôve been looking at memes for hours; consequently, my eyes are tired.
In the above sentences, two independent clauses are flanked by this simple combination: semicolon + independent marker word + comma.
It looks complicated; however, it’s actually quite simple.
We’¬Ä¬ôve reached the end. On that note: